Clear my cookies? How dare you!

Them: Have you tried restarting Chrome, clearing cookies, and deleting your browser history?

Me: HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

My 352 open Chrome windows are my nest egg. At this point, they’ve started accruing interest. Some of them have been open long enough to qualify as long-term gains.

I’m saving them for retirement!

Clear my cookies?! Are you seriously suggesting that I log in to all those sites again, AND go through the trials of 2 factor identification on every single one? It isn’t an exaggeration to say that will ruin my life for the next month. I’ve worked hard in my career for this level of credibility.

And you expect me to just... CLEAR MY COOKIES?

Like it’s nothing?

And delete my browser history? I’m offended that you would even suggest such a thing!

I’ve watched CSI. Only criminals clear their browser history. Everyone knows that.

Have you used Google lately? I will never find those URLs again. NEVER!!!

I might as well cut ties with everyone I know, go into witness protection, and move to a country where I don’t speak the language.

And you expect me to go through all of this just to convince you that your app is busted?

I will not!

Why don’t you clear YOUR cookies?

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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